why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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