i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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