please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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