I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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