did you get engaged???
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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