just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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