Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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