i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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