she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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