There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
