Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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