Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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