But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
one two three fourrrrnication!
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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