Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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