This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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