what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Im part way to drunk.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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