I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i came on her dog
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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