Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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