Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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