Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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