found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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