those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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