Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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