I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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