don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
