Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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