yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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