I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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