U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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