i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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