i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Man, jail baloney is awful.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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