That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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