Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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