windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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