I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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