so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
