He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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