in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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