Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I could make wine with my vomit
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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