My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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