I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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