No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This girl is more easily done than said...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize