Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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