Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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