just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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