they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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