sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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