There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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