Fine. I'll sleep in my office
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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