i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
as a side note pls kill me
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