How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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