i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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