SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I didn't notice because vodka
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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