If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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