How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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