you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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