Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He better not be in your backpack
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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