So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you mean i was at the winter classic?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
a search helicopter?!
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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